which children's storybook character are you?
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Meanwhile, I discover that George the cat is 70% gay, which I believe Channel 4 has inferred from his habit of getting sexual release by snogging people's shoes. I'm certainly going to lock up my footwear next time missfairchild and tamaranth come round, I can tell you.